Father's Day Card Dad Perfect Kid Poem - No, You're Dreaming Joke Funny Humour

Emotional Rescue

FREE POSTAGE on all our greeting cards, gift wrap and gift bags. PLUS - if you buy further items from these categories at the same time receive 20% off your total order. Just use the \""add to Basket\"" button and continue shopping with us. Discount will be applied at check-out.\nMake of card: Emotional Rescue\nFront of card reads: \""A Father's Day Poem, Just for You, Dad!\""\""I don't need your cashI don't want a lift,I'm not even making a mess.I don't need advice,I don't want your time,I don't have a thing to confess.\nI have tidied up,I have cleaned the house,I have washed your car and it's gleaming!I have been so good,I have been so quiet ...\""\nInside, card reads: \""... Just wake up dear Dad! You've been dreaming!\""\nDimensions: 229mm x 151mm\nEnvelope: blue\nCondition of card: New in cellophane\nNot \""The One\""? Please see our shop for a wide range of Father's Day Cards. Lots to choose from, something for everyone. \nNeed your order urgently? Upgrade postage to First Class Tracked .