Funny Birthday Card Wee Willy Winkie BMW Male Ego - Rude Humorous Greeting Card

Name: Funny Birthday Card Wee Willy Winkie BMW Male Ego - Rude Humorous Greeting Card
Brand: Quite Good Cards

Quite Good Cards

Fun, quirky range of greeting cards brought to you by 'Quite Good Cards', sure to raise a smile!\nSay hello to Wee Willy Winkie\u2014a poetic tale of insecurity, poor purchasing decisions, and compensatory German engineering. From hiding in the showers to buying dodgy pills online, it\u2019s a cautionary rhyme for modern times.\nMessage outside reads: Wee Willy Winkie, his todger's short and thin. He showers with his pants on when he's finished in the gym. He bought some pills online, but his dick just never grew. So in the end he bought himself a BMW.\nInside is blank for your own message.\n\nCard measures: 178mm x 127mm. Supplied with a quality envelope and printed in the UK.