Boxer Gifts 300 Excuses For Why You're Not Getting Laid - Humour Book

Name: Boxer Gifts 300 Excuses For Why You're Not Getting Laid - Humour Book
Brand: Boxer Gifts

Boxer Gifts

300 Excuses Why You're Not Getting Laid - Know someone who insists their love life is absolutely fine despite evidence to the contrary? 300 Excuses Why You're Not Getting Laid is the brutally honest (and ridiculously funny) book that calls out the classic dry spell with humour instead of sympathy. Packed with 300 outrageous, relatable and downright ridiculous excuses, this tongue-in-cheek collection explores the legendary lengths people will go to in order to explain away their romantic misfires. From everyday mishaps to wildly implausible reasons, every page is a reminder that when things aren't going to plan, there's always a convenient excuse ready to deploy. Perfect for mates who blame their lack of action on bad luck, bad timing, bad Wi-Fi or the alignment of the planets, this book is designed for laughs first and self-reflection maybe later. Ideal as a cheeky stocking filler, Secret Santa surprise or novelty gift for that friend who swears they're "taking a break from dating...