Kids' Klangers: The Funny Things That Children Say-Richard Benson

A compulsive compendium of hilarious quips and quotes from children On Love: \""You get shot with an arrow or something, but it's not meant to be as painful after that.\"" \nReciting The Lord's Prayer: \""Our Father which aren't in heaven . . . Halloween be thy name . . . Deliver us from e-mail.\"" The world is a confusing place--especially for little ones--and their innocent observations and questions can often be side-splittingly hilarious. They can also be a tiny bit embarrassing if you're, say, behind an elderly gentleman at a busy checkout and your little angel loudly asks you, \""Is that man all wrinkly because he's been in the bath too long?\""\n\nWe are sure that you will be delighted with your purchase.\n\nHowever, in the event that an issue may arise, please do not hesitate to contact us before leaving negative feedback, as we will always look to resolve any issues for you.\n\nAs the items we sell are in a used condition, we pride ourselves on grading them as accurately as possib.